Joe Haygood
Moderator
So here is what you have to do to win. Post up a good family name for the Aeropause Mafia. Also, try to give the podcast crew some great mafioso names. Anyone that posts an entry meeting the criteria is entered to win, but if you put some effort into your submission, you get an extra entry.
Post your entries in this forum topic.
Assassin
Member
The Pausito Family originally started in Brooklyn, the most feared of all the Mafia families. Their questionable "podcasting" methods and stories have been known to reach from coast to coast and even as far as the UK.
Their main enforcers are:
Joe "The Hammer" Haygood
Stephen "Mumbles" Munn
Mike "The Maniac" Koss
Joe "The Firestarter" Fourhman
Jordan Snyder
Member
The Keygourhmunn family formed as a combination of New York's most infamous mob families. This family was combined when a Munn child married a Fourhman child, a Haygood child married a Koss child, and two children from these new families married.
The top members are:
Joe "Haymaker" Heygood
Joe "The Reservoir Dog" Fourhman
Mike "The Muscle" Koss
Stephen "The Strangler" Munn
Joe Haygood
Moderator
The Keygourhmunn family formed as a combination of New York's most infamous mob families. This family was combined when a Munn child married a Fourhman child, a Haygood child married a Koss child, and two children from these new families married.
The top members are:
Joe "Haymaker" Heygood
Joe "The Reservoir Dog" Fourhman
Mike "The Muscle" Koss
Stephen "The Strangler" Munn
I feel so icky right now looking at that family tree.
Mike Koss
Moderator
The Keygourhmunn family formed as a combination of New York's most infamous mob families. This family was combined when a Munn child married a Fourhman child, a Haygood child married a Koss child, and two children from these new families married.
The top members are:
Joe "Haymaker" Heygood
Joe "The Reservoir Dog" Fourhman
Mike "The Muscle" Koss
Stephen "The Strangler" MunnSo wait... does that mean we're in-bred?
I feel so icky right now looking at that family tree.
LoA
Member
The Giamatti family had been on a quick rise in Italy, but they had made a decision to come to America last year, and quickly killed the head don in New York. Some have referred to them as the new generation Corleone family.
The members in the family that were made are:
Joe "Weed Wacker" Haygood
Stephen "The Brians" Munn
Mike "No Thumbs" Koss
Joe "Luca" Fourhman
Jordan Snyder
Member
Joe Haygood
Moderator
I extended the contest until Friday, April 10th at Noon Pacific time, because we have our friends at Talking About Games cross promoting the giveaway. In your web travels, make sure to give them a visit at http://www.talkingaboutgames.com.
polskikrol94
Member
the Graziano family goes way back, they were the group that ended capones reign, they made a whole new name for mobs all over the country.
the main men were,
Mike (the shark) Koss,
Joe (junior) Fourhman,
Stephen (horseface) Munn, and
Joe (the hook) Haygood.
lundy3311
Member
Most mobster families conquer one city. There is but one crime family that has conquered whole states with their ingenious use of intellect and pure brawn.
Joe "The Name Botcher" Haygood has overthrown "The Governator" of California taking full control of the state and seceding from the United States. In doing so he created the state of "Insecurity" He tends to make hits on rival gangs in his red PT Cruiser.
Joe "The Wii" Fourhman tends to be more laid back in his style. Preferring more stealthy covert operations to blatant hits he likes to assassinate his enemies personally with his silenced .45 shaped like a Wii-mote Zapper.
Steven "The Publicist" Munn uses his genius audio editing skills to manipulate the news received by the public. He has slowly taken over all of the media in his area, from the radio to the local news. "The Publicist" covers up his crimes by jamming all radio signals(what this has to do with audio editing I have no idea) and simply telling the that criminal who committed got away and the police are trying their best.
Finally is Mike "The Ghost" Koss. Nobody really knows much about him. He randomly joins the propaganda podcasts, but no one knows where he is or what he is doing.
This is the great brotherhood of the Haykofomunn. They are extremely powerful on their own and if united the immense power would destroy the galaxy.
TheTony
Member
For the 360?!!
Screw that.
I'm saving my hilarious suggestions for a REAL prize. Har har har.
mcroddi
Member
Once upon a time there was a mafia family that ruled the streets of...well, the streams of the interwebs...it was "The Pausehro Family". Many games have been crushed under their iron fists and rattling tommyguns...I mean...ahm...podcasts and pieces of writing. Well, let me digress. It was a time when Bonny and Clyde...I mean...Mozilla and Google were shooting up cops...um...what I am trying to say is, The Pausehro's were some mean sons of bitches with computers, consoles and nerdy powers fucking shit up.
The members of the family:
Joe "The Avatar Lover" Haygood
Stephen "The Ear-slasher" Munn
Mike "Hit A...A god damn it" Koss
Joe "Four fingers is all I need to beat you" Fourhman
Many days were spent playing and reviewing games until Mafia II...damn it...Godfather II came along to rip them to shreds...or Red Ring their 360's...(both work here)
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lundy3311
Member
For the 360?!!
Screw that.
I'm saving my hilarious suggestions for a REAL prize. Har har har.
what other contest are you going to use fake mafia names for? well you never know
nissac830
Member
What little we know about "Cosa Nostra Gamen" comes from podcasts disseminated across the internet -- podcasts which we believe contain coded messages, giving instructions to various cells of the organization on who to hit, and when. This technologically savvy group is also suspected of such crimes as piracy and black market sales of videogames, which they supposedly "give away for free."
The following ranking members of the "Alberto Pergolesi" family should be consdiered armed and dangerous.
Joe "The Reaper" Haygood
Stephen "Money" Munn
Mike "The Boss (not Springsteen)" Koss
Joe "The Fourth Horseman" Fourhman
TheTony
Member
For the 360?!!
Screw that.
I'm saving my hilarious suggestions for a REAL prize. Har har har.what other contest are you going to use fake mafia names for? well you never know
I may never use them. But should I bother jumping in on this contest, just for the perverse pleasure of possibly winning a 360 game and keeping it from those who actually own the system?
Joe Haygood
Moderator
For the 360?!!
Screw that.
I'm saving my hilarious suggestions for a REAL prize. Har har har.what other contest are you going to use fake mafia names for? well you never know
I may never use them. But should I bother jumping in on this contest, just for the perverse pleasure of possibly winning a 360 game and keeping it from those who actually own the system?
Because you can take it to Gamestop who will happily give you $20 of store credit for it, to which they can sell it for $54.99.
mcroddi
Member
For the 360?!!
Screw that.
I'm saving my hilarious suggestions for a REAL prize. Har har har.
Um, free game? Aaaaaaand you dont care. OK.
Jordan Snyder
Member
For the 360?!!
Screw that.
I'm saving my hilarious suggestions for a REAL prize. Har har har.Um, free game? Aaaaaaand you dont care. OK.
Well, if he doesn't have a 360 it would win him nothing and lower everyone else's chances of winning, and I respect TheTony for restraining himself. Here's to you, TheTony! *salutes*
mcroddi
Member
For the 360?!!
Screw that.
I'm saving my hilarious suggestions for a REAL prize. Har har har.Um, free game? Aaaaaaand you dont care. OK.
Well, if he doesn't have a 360 it would win him nothing and lower everyone else's chances of winning, and I respect TheTony for restraining himself. Here's to you, TheTony! *salutes*
In that case...no 360....big salute!
TyGuy22
Member
The Pausinni Family
Joe "Dev Destroyer" Haygood
Stephen "Button Masher" Munn
Mike "Disc Cracker" Koss
Joe "The Drive Wiper" Fourhman
polskikrol94
Member
Joe Haygood
Moderator
mcroddi
Member
I was thinking...The Godfather 2 is going to be a good game for the one who wins it...papa...make-a-me-a-pizza....I-a-like-a-game-a....
polskikrol94
Member
mcroddi
Member
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