Articles by Joe Fourhman
Twin sisters Mio Amakura and Mayu Amakura are visiting a childhood play spot when Mayu, who walks with a perpetual limp after a childhood accident, follows a mysterious crimson butterfly deep into the woods. Mio, concerned for her twin, follows Mayu, and the two girls are led to a lost village. While curiously empty, the village appears to have been cursed by some past event. The curse appears to be related to a failed ritual of human sacrifice involving twins, where one twin sacrifices another. This ritual was supposed to keep the Hell Gate beneath the village closed. After one of the twins designated for the sacrifice flees the village, the remaining monks attempt to complete the ritual by hanging Yae's sister, but this instead opens the Hell Gate and releases the evil spirits held inside, who flood the village and kill everyone present.
Redbox to add game rentals in June
Today Redbox announced the addition of game rentals to their ubiquitous self-service boxes found at supermarkets and gas stations across the US.
Wii, 360 and PS3 games will be included, priced at $2/day (DVDs currently go …
Sony says data was stolen, but hedges on credit card theft
Just posted to the PS Blog: the most info yet about the week-long attack/maintenance on PlayStation Network.
Sony says “an unauthorized person” (note the singular) has obtained the personal information associated with PSN accounts: name, address …
Wall Street Journal calls PSN outage “indefinite”
When is indefinite indefinite?
Yesterday the Wall Street Journal called the PSN outage “indefinite,” with a link to Monday’s PS Blog update where Patrick Seybold said “I don’t have an update or timeframe to share at …
Secret Pokemon Egg month now on at Toys R Us
Get your Pokemon Black/White, get to Toys R Us, and get a free Secret Egg download!
From April 27 to May 31, you have a month to get a egg that will hatch one of three …
Read-a-long with Nintendo Power #266 (April 2011)
There’s no whiff of the rumors (now verified!) of Nintendo’s newest console in this issue! Nope, we’re still mostly in 3DS mode, although several key articles definitely carry a Capcom-infused tang. Stick yourself into your …
Nintendo Download – Inchworm Animation!
There’s one major Nintendo Download release to discuss this week: Inchworm Animation, an impressively full-featured DSi animation studio for 500 teeny-tiny virtual not-even-real-money Nintendo coin points. We’re so accustomed to not paying much attention to …
Weekend AeroProTip: The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX
GAME> The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX (1998)
SYSTEM> Game Boy Color
SOURCE> GamePro Presents Handheld Video Games, Winter 1999
Finally, it can be told: a pro-level guide to defeating whats-his-nuts, the final boss in Link’s Awakening. …
Now I’m explaining Dynasty Warriors on TV
Thought ya’ll might get a giggle out of me hustling Dynasty Warriors 7 on TV as part of a contest to win a 120GB PS3 and the game. This clip is from two Fridays ago, …
Review: Super Monkey Ball 3D (3DS)
I feel like if Sega had managed to squeak in one more thing to Super Monkey Ball 3D, they’d have a very recommendable 4-out-of-5 game here. As it stands, however, the game is just too …
You have a Friend Request from Nathan Drake
When I read the headline ‘Uncharted 3′ will put your Facebook friends in the game, my mind immediately goes to integration options far cooler than what the article reveals. For example, I want to see …
Nintendo drops price of Wii Sports Resort and Wii Party for $40 motion-controlled dollars
Next Monday, two of Nintendo’s happy-go-shaky releases get a $10 price drop. Wii Sports Resort and Wii Party are both getting an official markdown to $39.99. Resort has sold over 10 million in the US …
Nintendo Download – I thought we already had a Mega Man 10?
Oh duh, this isn’t Mega Man 10, this week is all about Mega Man X, the 1994 SNES game! 800 points gets you this new Virtual Console release, featuring a brand new kind of Mega …
Weekend AeroProTip: Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped
GAME> Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped (1998)
SYSTEM> PS1
SOURCE> FOX Kids Magazine, Winter 1998
Another addition to the category of “Game Tips That Are Actually Just Explanations of Button Assignments.”
Somebody’s having the best March ever
So how well did the 3DS sell in the US? Almost 400,000 in one week, according to NPD Group (remember them?) Not that it’s especially fair to compare one week to four weeks, but the …
Game Informer breaks news that Nintendo’s next machine will debut at E3
I’d link you to Game Informer’s article, but it’s all cheesed right now thanks to intense internet pressure. Let’s blame Anonymous.
GI says that Nintendo will unveil the as-yet-unnamed system at this year’s E3. As is …
Finally, a game where you slice up demons with alabaster baby heads
That would be NeverDead, a demon-slaying action game coming this fall for PS3 and 360. Today Konami has offered up a bevy of screenshots for your human sacrifice, I MEAN, perusal.
In addition to the statue …








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