Prison Break Looks to Protect Me in the Shower
March 17, 2010 – 10:38 am | Comments

Sometimes, all of us at Aeropause have received gaming related items in regards to marketing.  At times, it will be a little figuring, or some sort of memento related to the game in question.  Other …

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Twin sisters Mio Amakura and Mayu Amakura are visiting a childhood play spot when Mayu, who walks with a perpetual limp after a childhood accident, follows a mysterious crimson butterfly deep into the woods. Mio, concerned for her twin, follows Mayu, and the two girls are led to a lost village. While curiously empty, the village appears to have been cursed by some past event. The curse appears to be related to a failed ritual of human sacrifice involving twins, where one twin sacrifices another. This ritual was supposed to keep the Hell Gate beneath the village closed. After one of the twins designated for the sacrifice flees the village, the remaining monks attempt to complete the ritual by hanging Yae's sister, but this instead opens the Hell Gate and releases the evil spirits held inside, who flood the village and kill everyone present.

Uncropped Mass Effect 2 art reveals massive head
January 4, 2010 – 6:16 pm | Comments
Uncropped Mass Effect 2 art reveals massive head

Cropped on the box art, this image doesn’t look so bad. But unveiled in a full page comic book ad, our man Shepard looks like a full-on Photoshop Disaster. Either that head is way too …

Nintendo Download – January 4 edition
January 4, 2010 – 1:13 pm | Comments
Nintendo Download – January 4 edition

After a full month of huge Download weeks, Nintendo has settled down for 2010 with seven new releases across WiiWare, DSiWare and Virtual Console.
On the VC, it’s Final Fight 3 (SNES, 800 points), which amounts …

Ones to Watch for Wii/DS, January 2010
January 4, 2010 – 10:20 am | Comments
Ones to Watch for Wii/DS, January 2010

The future begins now with a handful of high-profile Nintendo releases! I’m in for No More Heroes 2, believe it. What’s on your buy list this month?
January 12
Wii – Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces may be …

Weekend AeroProTip: Paper Mario
January 2, 2010 – 5:14 pm | Comments
Weekend AeroProTip: Paper Mario

GAME> Paper Mario (2001)
SYSTEM> N64
SOURCE> Electronic Gaming Monthly, 2001
Let’s welcome the New Year in obsessive compulsive style… with a massive chart detailing the location of all 160 Star Pieces hidden throughout Paper Mario! Complete scans …

Happy Turok Child likes a clever logo
January 2, 2010 – 2:23 pm | Comments
Happy Turok Child likes a clever logo

The logo for upcoming Wii horror game “Calling” makes the letters look like cellphone connection strength bars!

Do you have a moment of gaming elation for Happy Turok Child to communicate to the world? Send it …

Read-a-long with Nintendo Power #250 (January 2010)
December 26, 2009 – 1:53 pm | Comments
Read-a-long with Nintendo Power #250 (January 2010)

It’s one huge retrospective this month, as Nintendo Power celebrates 250 issues. They’re so into it, they even broke their rule about not tarting up the subscriber covers… note the tacky “250th ISSUE!” callout wrecking …

Weekend AeroProTip: Oni
December 26, 2009 – 1:51 pm | Comments
Weekend AeroProTip: Oni

GAME> Oni (2001)
SYSTEM> PC
SOURCE> PC Gamer, April 2001
Aw, remember Oni? Remember having to edit your persist.dat file in order to enter cheats? Remember when “winners” was made possessive? Part 2 after the jump.

Happy holidays from Aeropause!
December 23, 2009 – 1:58 pm | Comments
Happy holidays from Aeropause!

Enjoy this wonderful time of the year. Be safe, be happy, and start preparing for all those late-2009 games that were delayed into early-2010.

First Thirty: Assassin’s Creed II (PS3)
December 23, 2009 – 10:29 am | Comments
First Thirty: Assassin’s Creed II (PS3)

So what’s up with all this lame sci-fi crap?
Seriously, like the concept of “Metal Gear in Renaissance Italy” isn’t cool enough?
Having never played the first Assassin’s Creed, I feel a little behind the curve on …

Yes, I’m in the ModNation Racers Beta
December 22, 2009 – 12:35 am | Comments
Yes, I’m in the ModNation Racers Beta

Although Sony has been handing out beta codes via Twitter, I got in the old fashioned way: I signed up on the website.
The beta is about 2 gig and holds an impressive amount of content. …

Nintendo Download hits the fabulous 500
December 21, 2009 – 11:09 am | Comments
Nintendo Download hits the fabulous 500

Somebody at Nintendo must have been doing some math this weekend, as the company is proudly trumpeting the count of 500 downloadable games across both WiiWare and Virtual Console. They’re not including DSiWare on that …

Weekend AeroProTip: Resident Evil 2
December 19, 2009 – 4:42 pm | Comments
Weekend AeroProTip: Resident Evil 2

GAME> Resident Evil 2 (1998)
SYSTEM> PS1
SOURCE> Resident Evil Magazine #1, March 1998
Continue on for two full pages of awful RE2 hints. This is one of those “tips that are really just a summarized instruction manual” …

Disney Pirates, Water debuts on LittleBigPlanet next week
December 15, 2009 – 3:10 pm | Comments
Disney Pirates, Water debuts on LittleBigPlanet next week

It’s been a long time coming, but LittleBigPlaneteers finally have new Media Molecule-produced levels to crow about.
Today MM officially announced the Pirates of the Caribbean DLC, although the news was leaked last week. Available December …

Ones to Watch: Wii and DS releases for Q1 2010
December 14, 2009 – 1:25 pm | Comments
Ones to Watch: Wii and DS releases for Q1 2010

Nintendo released a tentive list of major (and not-so-major) releases for 2010, covering all corners of the empire. Wii, WiiWare, DS and DSiWare. You can browse the full press release at your leisure after the …

Nintendo Download Monday – December 14
December 14, 2009 – 1:05 pm | Comments
Nintendo Download Monday – December 14

The marquee release on the Nintendo Download list this week is Earthworm Jim 2 (Genesis Virtual Console, 800 points). Also new to the VC today is Blaster Master (NES, 500 points).
WiiWare gets Stunt Cars for …

Weekend AeroProTip: Little Nemo the Dream Master
December 12, 2009 – 9:56 pm | Comments
Weekend AeroProTip: Little Nemo the Dream Master

GAME> Little Nemo: The Dream Master (1990)
SYSTEM> NES
SOURCE> Disney Adventures, April 1991
Here’s a twenty year old tip for a hundred year old character. Even today, animals will still do anything for candy.