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March 15, 2010 – 2:37 pm | Comments

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Twin sisters Mio Amakura and Mayu Amakura are visiting a childhood play spot when Mayu, who walks with a perpetual limp after a childhood accident, follows a mysterious crimson butterfly deep into the woods. Mio, concerned for her twin, follows Mayu, and the two girls are led to a lost village. While curiously empty, the village appears to have been cursed by some past event. The curse appears to be related to a failed ritual of human sacrifice involving twins, where one twin sacrifices another. This ritual was supposed to keep the Hell Gate beneath the village closed. After one of the twins designated for the sacrifice flees the village, the remaining monks attempt to complete the ritual by hanging Yae's sister, but this instead opens the Hell Gate and releases the evil spirits held inside, who flood the village and kill everyone present.

Weekend AeroProTip: Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
February 27, 2010 – 10:24 pm | Comments
Weekend AeroProTip: Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

GAME> Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins (1992)
SYSTEM> Game Boy
SOURCE> Nintendo stickers (perhaps from a cereal box), 1993
OK, that first tip is crap, but the second is pretty cool. Two more tips follow.

So what’s Nintendo planning for Holiday 2010?
February 24, 2010 – 8:01 pm | Comments
So what’s Nintendo planning for Holiday 2010?

Because today’s Nintendo Summit just laid down some big name releases for the summer.
The big surprise is that both Super Mario Galaxy 2 and Metroid: Other M are booked for May 23 and June 27, …

Collector’s Clips: Pac-Man Rub-Off Game
February 23, 2010 – 11:18 am | Comments
Collector’s Clips: Pac-Man Rub-Off Game

Welcome to 1980 and the era of Pac-Man Fever. I recently found half a dozen of these unscratched trading cards, carefully preserved from my youth. They were the Big Get inside the packs. Most of …

First Thirty: Darksiders (PS3)
February 22, 2010 – 6:20 pm | Comments
First Thirty: Darksiders (PS3)

I suppose that just because something is puerile doesn’t mean it is bad.
IGN described Darksiders as a combination of God of War and Legend of Zelda. They’re right. The combat is a mashy blitz of …

LittleBigPlanet reviews 2009; promises more for 2010
February 22, 2010 – 2:48 pm | Comments
LittleBigPlanet reviews 2009; promises more for 2010

Today Media Molecule dropped a nice video on littlebigplanet.com showing off all the scads of DLC available for LBP, from Street Fighter to Metal Gear to Ghostbusters to Watchmen.
Holdonasec, Media Molecule… it’s damn near March! …

Nintendo Download – Is there seriously no Virtual Console game this week?
February 22, 2010 – 11:03 am | Comments
Nintendo Download – Is there seriously no Virtual Console game this week?

There’s like a billion retro titles still available for a potential Virtual Console release, and nobody could find one to fill the open slot in this week’s Nintendo Download update? I’d rather have something …

Read-a-long with Nintendo Power #252 (March 2010)
February 21, 2010 – 1:20 pm | Comments
Read-a-long with Nintendo Power #252 (March 2010)

Ten years on, we’re getting nifty new versions of the Pokemon games that were perhaps the best in the series, Pokemon Gold and Silver. Remember when the first “new” pokemon critters were revealed and over-zealous …

Sad Chao remains curious
February 21, 2010 – 10:59 am | Comments
Sad Chao remains curious

We never did get an adequate explanation of the “Casino in My Hair” song from the UmJammer Lammy soundtrack.

Do you have a gaming disappointment for Sad Chao to lament? Send it to tips@aeropause.com with the …

Weekend AeroProTip: Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
February 20, 2010 – 4:18 pm | Comments
Weekend AeroProTip: Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time

GAME> Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time (2009)
SYSTEM> PS3
SOURCE> Joystiq, February 2010
And our global fascination with all things bancho continues unabated.

Fragile Dreams taking you to post-apocalyptic Japan next month
February 16, 2010 – 11:25 am | Comments
Fragile Dreams taking you to post-apocalyptic Japan next month

Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon is set for a NA debut on March 16 and an EU bow on March 19. The game came out in Japan in January 2009 and received high …

Nintendo Download – the Lock-On Technology edition
February 15, 2010 – 9:49 am | Comments
Nintendo Download – the Lock-On Technology edition

Although far from a bad game, Sonic & Knuckles represents the franchise’s turning point to me. Everything from S&K on has been friend-centric and incrementally worse from what came before. Sure, you may have liked …

Collector’s Clips: Rayman Arena pop-box
February 14, 2010 – 10:53 pm | Comments
Collector’s Clips: Rayman Arena pop-box

This was mailed to me sometime during 2002 or 2003. Back then, you used to get all kinds of great crazy crap in the mail if you registered your games or were on the PlayStation …

Weekend AeroProTip: Onimusha: Warlords
February 13, 2010 – 1:40 pm | Comments
Weekend AeroProTip: Onimusha: Warlords

GAME> Onimusha: Warlords (2001)
SYSTEM> PS2
SOURCE> Official PlayStation Magazine #59, August 2002
Beat the game, be a panda.

What’s the One Thing that could change everything?
February 12, 2010 – 2:59 pm | Comments
What’s the One Thing that could change everything?

When Apple announced the iPad a couple weeks ago, a lot of people said “Well, it looks nice, but why doesn’t it have a camera?” Which logically positions the camera as The One Thing holding …

Sony MMOs gettin’ busy for Valentine’s
February 12, 2010 – 1:03 pm | Comments
Sony MMOs gettin’ busy  for Valentine’s

If you need a holiday-themed reason to quest in EverQuest, EverQuest II, Free Realms, Legends of Norrath and/or Star Wars Galaxies, Sony has got a Valentine’s Day gift for you.
All five MMOs have special love-themed …

Collector’s Clips: Ms Pac-Man/Galaga Class of ‘81
February 9, 2010 – 10:13 am | Comments
Collector’s Clips: Ms Pac-Man/Galaga Class of ‘81

In 2000, Namco released a special arcade cabinet that combined Ms. Pac-Man and Galaga into a special “Class of 1981″ machine. From what I can tell, they prepared three different versions: a coin-op upright, a …