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The press release from Duke Nukem’s public relations representatives was prefaced with this smirky jab.

Somewhere, someone is screaming “I told you!” Well, that person who found the manual on Steam and combed through the legalese…besides having little or nothing going on in their life at that time, that person was correct. The Duke Nukem Forever Soundboard is live for iOS systems today….and it’s FREE!

So if you expected a pixel-perfect version of Duke Nukem Forever on your iPad2, based on teeny-tiny fine print in the back of the Steam manual, you’re no doubt disappointed.

On the other hand, if all you wanted was a free app that spouts the kind of puerile catchphrases Duke Nukem is known for, you might be having the Best Friday Ever.

2K Games and Gearbox Software Bring Duke Nukem Forever® Soundboard to iOS Systems Today and it’s Free!

New York, NY – May 26, 2011 – 2K Games and Gearbox Software are excited to announce that the Duke Nukem Forever® Soundboard app, the perfect antidote for those feverishly awaiting the return of the King next month, is now available for download at http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/duke-nukem-forever-soundboard/id438195496?mt=8 for iOS devices worldwide for the low, low cost of cost of zero U.S. dollars and zero U.S cents. “Hail to the King Baby!”

The Duke Nukem Forever Soundboard app allows fans to unleash a dizzying array of Duke-isms anywhere, anytime they want. Like Duke with his arsenal, fans can fire up and let loose an unfettered display of Duke’s most inappropriate one-liners, brazen insults and audaciously truthful claims that are sure to liven up boring midday meetings and upset quiet moviegoers.

The Duke Nukem Forever Soundboard app features over 25 classic Duke-isms, including silky smooth seduction lines sure to impress the ladies like “I’ve got balls of steel” and “Anybody mind if I take off my pants?” The App will also include monotony busters such as “I had eggs for breakfast, your mom had sausage” and stand-up-to bullies comebacks like “my job is to kick ass, not make small talk.”

On June 14, 2011, a date which will live in pop-culture history, Duke Nukem Forever will explode at retailers in North America like dynamite. Vaporware becomes reality, hell freezes over and pigs sprout wings and take flight. For die-hard Duke Nukem fans who want to die-harder there are still a number of Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition available. The Duke Nukem Forever Balls of Steel Edition is power packed with legendary content, collectibles and highly sought after premium items, such as a Duke Nukem Bust and an art book that chronicles the development of Duke Nukem Forever. Check out www.dukenukemforever.com/preorder/ to see exactly how much stuff could be crammed into one box.

Duke Nukem Forever First Access Club members will get to grab their joysticks and unleash furious anger upon the lady-looting aliens and pig cops in the Duke Nukem Forever playable demo. To become a member of the exclusive First Access Club, fans can either pre-order the game from select retailers or purchase the Borderlands Game of the Year Edition on Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system and Windows PC.

Duke Nukem Forever is rated M for Mature by the ESRB. For more information on the game, including where to pre-order, please visit www.dukenukemforever.com.