The Onion is today reporting that even as Modern Warfare 2 is being released, developers are putting the ‘final touches’ on the most ‘realistic’ military game yet, Modern Warfare 3! “Whether you’re waiting around for orders, or cleaning mud off of Humvees,” (says Onion Tech Trends reporter Jeff Tate) “the real-life military action in Modern Warfare 3 never stops!”. There’s also a Wii version which comes “packaged with a 17-pound controller shaped like a M-249 machine gun”! I can hardly wait! For more in-depth information, hit the jump and watch the video!

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks