Tiny Diggers – An iPad Construction Truck Game for Kids Age 2-5

Nintendo fans, check your email for what is sure to be the Most Asked Question of 2009: “What’s short, round, and tastes like a moustache?”

It’s part of Nintendo’s marketing email for Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story, headed to DS September 14th. I’m trying to wrap my brain around the quote’s level of filthiness, but it’s a great line nevertheless.

The answer, of course, is Samus in ball mode covered in Donkey Kong Jr’s pelt.

The full email ad is after the jump.