We warned you he was coming, and now David Hasselhoff has arrived as part of this week’s PlayStation Store update… ready to join the cast of Sony’s ragdoll physics abuse simulator, Pain. For $2 – which is twice the already ludicrous price of a non-Hoff Pain character – you get your own li’l Michael Knight to launch through plate glass windows. As promised, he comes with a ton of genuine David Hasselhoff voiceovers and three costumes (two of which you have to unlock by performing stunts centered around the number 69, chortle chortle.)

So celebrate The Coming of The Hoff with this quickie photo gallery of Pain in action!

I love that one. It’s like an episode of Knight Rider brought to life.

Normal weekend at Hasselhoff Estates, I’m sure.

Yes, that’s an old woman cracking The Hoff across the back with her walker.

Dig those crazy boots!

Cheers to David Hasselhoff for having a sense of humor about his dubious celebrity. I wonder how much of my two bucks went directly to The Hoff?