The PlayStation Blog dropped some LittleBigPlanet preorder news last night, listing a whole pile of preorder bonuses that rabid LBP fans will be able to snatch up when the game drops this October.

• LittleBigPlanet mini strategy guide from Brady Games
• LittleBigPlanet sticker book
• Exclusive Nariko (you know, from Heavenly Sword) SackGirl character
• Exclusive Kratos SackBoy character
• LittleBigPouch, a zippered burlap sack

Sounds great right? Except for this easily overlooked line at the beginning of the article:

Stay tuned for much more detail on which retailer will have what pre-order item and when to go to your favorite retailer to reserve your copy.

So you won’t be getting ALL of that great swag with your preorder. You’ll have to decide, do you go to EB because you want Kratos? Or Best Buy for the sticker book? Or Turkey Hill Minit Market for the Nariko?

Poor Nariko. We kid because we love. The only thing worse would have been an exclusive Lair SackBoy… what was that Lair guy’s name again? Draco? Flambe? Dragonus?

via PlayStation Blog