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The Onion’s Hilarious Take on GTAIV
Submitted by Matthew Kellar on June 4, 2008 – 4:31 pmOne Comment
The Onion has given us a quite humorous look at the inner workings of Liberty City. My favorite part?
Perhaps even more alarming, city records indicate that more than 75 percent of perpetrators in mass-murder or vehicular-manslaughter cases escape, usually by simple methods such as driving into a car-repainting facility. Criminals have even eluded pursuit by walking into their apartment and going to bed for six hours, after which the search has been called off.
I highly recommend giving the article a look.
Tags: grand theft auto, gta iv, gta4, The Onion
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“We are only equipped to pursue a suspect within a small radius on a very basic half-centimeter radar screen,” the officer said. “If we were allowed to seek criminals who escaped this radius for more than 15 seconds, our results would improve dramatically.”
Haha