The only ones that come to mind for me personally are the strange Twilight Princess bug (which I never availed myself of, as I was well past that portion of the game by the time news of that glitch hit) and the Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire berry bug (where your berry trees would stop growing after a year of real time)… which I believe Nintendo fixed when you linked your GBA up to any one of a handful of Pokemon connectivity sources, like the Colosseum demo disk.

Of course, my experience could be biased because I don’t own any Microsoft consoles and I haven’t bought many of the modern shooter patch-it-to-heck type games.

The vast majority of console games continue to simply just work. But your schadenfreude is noted, you proud PC guy you!