Mass Effect Feels Like Work and Makes Me Tired
Having sequestered myself away from useful internet connections here in rural South Dakota, I’ve been playing a lot of single-player games. Not a lot of Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3, sadly. But I have been playing a lot of Mass Effect, Assassin’s Creed, Kane and Lynch, and Super Mario Galaxy.
Surprisingly, Mass Effect has gotten the short end of my gaming time. I’ve spent about 20 hours playing the game, and despite Richard’s excellent review, unfortunately, my experience has not been as positive.
Granted, the story seems strong so far. I just wish there was more to do. Now, I’m the kind of player that played Morrowind for about 18 months and tens, perhaps hundreds of hours, without ever pursuing the main story line. I’ve played Oblivion the same way. 50+ hours on multiple characters and I still haven’t finished the main quest line.
Imagine my glee when they started showing off the exploration aspect of Mass Effect. I was overjoyed at the prospect of a “Space Oblivion”. I love the wealth of sometimes lengthy sidequests in Mass Effect’s RPG forefathers. Some reviewers would decry Morrowind’s stark, almost standoffish openness, stating that it was difficult to find any direction. Well, these are the kinds of games I’ve always loved, going all the way back to Wasteland on my Apple IIc.
If only Mass Effect truly delivered a deep exploratory experience. Exploration in this game consists of landing your rover on some uncharted planet collecting mineral surveys and trinkets of various categories. Navigating the multi-colored landscapes run the gamut from numbingly boring to aggravatingly frustrating. Nothing like trying to circumnavigate randomly placed fractal landscapes to find a mountain pass to the next beryllium deposit. Oh boy. So exciting.
Sometimes there’s a mine or base for you to extract the trinket from. Sometimes there’s a geth ambush, so you usually end up fighting a bunch of Cylons or Pirates that you’ve already fought thirty times before. Sometimes you get an urgent message to find a lost probe/ship/criminal… in the system that you just warped into.
And for such a vast universe, the population is pretty sparse. There are more people in any given podunk town in Cyrodiil than on some of the planets of Mass Effect, even those that host major plot points. The universe of Mass Effect feels… empty. There’s certainly nothing here that approaches the dynamism of Bethesda’s Radiant AI.
I should say here that what Mass Effect lacks in vastness of universe, it makes up for in spades with vastness of character customizations. There are a lot of classes, skills, and items so that almost any play style or character style can be created. Diplomats, Soldiers, Hackers. The options truly are amazing.
Too bad all these great options are surrounded by layer after layer of horribly designed user interfaces. Seriously… plenty of other games have managed to implement usable inventory and menu interfaces. Japanese RPG’s have been doing these things pretty well for decades, now. IT’S OKAY TO STEAL INTERFACE IDEAS FROM OTHER DEVELOPERS. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel.
And I want to know who thought the Simon button mashing as hacking “mini-game” was a good idea? Everyone that approved that garbage should be fired. I can’t believe they had the balls to call it a mini-game. There’s no game there. Just another ponderous interface I have to labor through to get items and trinkets that are impossible to find in the inventory list because you have no stacking or sorting abilities. EVEN FINAL FANTASY ON NES HAD THESE FEATURES.
So, in terms of interface, Mass Effect is a huge step backward in video game evolution. The “mudkips” of interfaces, if you will. I am pleased that there is a pretty darn good story unfolding here. Unfortunately, I find myself not wanting to work through the chores to experience that story. I keep going back to Assassin’s Creed. OMG PONIES!
Update: The Game I Wish Mass Effect Was.
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