The Controller Bong

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Submitted by Shane on September 27, 2007 – 12:05 pm44 Comments

While we don’t condone the use of any drug, not even a pain killer for your head or hands as a result of extensive use of a video game, it’s always nice to see gamers getting creative with their controllers once in a while. I must admit, I’ve never tried a Nintendo controller bong – is that a new Wii accessory?

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apothecary

thats an n64 controller…
Harris ‘n

Yep, and smoking plastic aint such a great idea…duh!
Sammael

ooooooooo….

Maybe I’ll mod my PS3 and get some use out of it.
samnmax

I think it’s important to note that there’s a bowl where the thumbstick would normally be, so he’s not technically smoking out of plastic, he’s smoking out of whatever that bowl is made from, presumably metal. Also, if it is indeed a bong, as this article states, then the smoke is cooled by the water by the time it reaches the inside of the bong… so even though plastic is the main material used, it shouldn’t ever get hot enough to make the item unsafe.
dRTerror

Yeah people who are too scabby to buy a bong use plastic juice containers, and while its safe, inhaling any sort of plastic fumes is a bad idea. People have talked about making a N64 controller bong for years, but this is great! Good stuff.
Faja

Samnmax – You seem to know a lot about this stuff
seth123q

that is a pipe not a bong and an n64 controller not an n64…
yoshi413

That bowl is a trumpet mouthpiece. As a smoker, I salute him, but as a trumpet player, I’ll kill him if I ever meet him.
Aussie Barry

Where’s the freaken shottie then?
Panda

yoshi413 – I actually think it’s a french horn mouthpiece. And yeah, it’s probably a pipe, not a bong.
r

At that size if it were to have water it would be referred to as a bubbler..**the more you know**
BluToof

French horn my ass. The French horn mouthpiece is easily identified. The shape is more like a cone. This is obviously a trumpet mouthpiece. I play Tuba, so I could care less what he does to a crappy trumpet.
ebaums world

Bongs require water. this doesn’t look like its capable of holding water. or ethical. its a pipe.
mix masta mike

Ethical? I think you should look up the definition smart guy. Anyway, to all you morons who keep complaining about the plastic- tons of bongs are made out of plastic.
nerdypothead

The kid in the picture looks like a suburban gangsta nerd …

Playn’ N64 and gettin’ high … your parents must be planning to use your college money to tour the world
DJ

I aint a bong unless it has water, that’s a pipe. Still cool though.
wily

That looks like the shittest bong ever. Boo.
matt

It would appear the bowl is just a spare slide from a bong (purchased for ~$5).

It’s a bong if the bowl is removable and there is water.

It’s a bubbler if the bowl can’t be removed.

It’s a pipe if there is no water.

Now we need some answers.
Jimbo

Actually Mix Master Mike. Most bongs are made from Acrylic, not plastic.
Mal F4ction

At least we gamers proved all those anti-game activists wrong; we are not useless members of society. We can contribute to society and invent new uses for old products (RECYCLE, it saves the earth).
AsianDDRMAniac

HAHA Yeah, I thought that was a trumpet mouthpiece. ftw!
DopeHeadHater

You’re all Idiots.
slacker

If it isnt made of glass, dont use it.
dr mobutu

You use it to play “Guitar Hero 5: Behind the Music”.

The object of the game is to “score” with groupies backstage at an awards show, while indulging in a variety of substances, without spilling your drink, or lighting said groupie’s dress on fire.

There’s even a “rap” mode, wherein the player engages in a rousing game of “the dozens” with gangsta-celebs, which then leads into “combat” mode, featuring fisticuffs erupting between competing entourages…
Where’s Bobby?

Is he hiding on the roof of someone’s house?