Sony Defense Force At It Again - Lair is 10/10

Sony Defense Force At It Again – Lair is 10/10

Submitted by Shane Whitehouse on September 7, 2007 – 3:13 am8 Comments

Our good friends over at the Sony Defense Force website have found their new magnum opus and it is Lair. I guess they did not read my unkind words towards the Factor 5 developers before reviewing the game. They say that it is “this generation’s Mario 64″ and that “this game is not possible on any other system out”. I would like to point out that most people like to get more than a summary review about this game.

I guess I just feel that there should be more substance to a review than just kissing up to it and the platform that it is on just because you are die-hard supporters. Maybe they really liked the game, but to be honest, I have a hard time trusting a site that is so blatently pro PS architecture, and that gave Bioshock a 5/10. I really hope that this site is some sort of cleaver joke, because it is just starting to get a bit ridiculous.

Tags: 10/10, disagreement, lair, review, sdf, sony defense force, summary

Bill Gates

To The Sony fan boys I simply say, “Ignorance is bliss”
http://yerfatma.vox.com Tom

That’s a good troll, but a great one would be more subtle.
http://www.routermall.com used cisco

Well, to be fair, they ARE the Sony Defense Force. It’s not like they are hiding their alliances. I actually think its somewhat comical. Lair = 10 and Bioshock = 5? Just reading those reviews makes for a good laugh. I mean it’s not unexpected. Whats worse is an organization like PLAY magazine that sells there reviews to the highest bidder. They reviewed Lair at a 9. Cmon. Get real. They give out more 9s and 10s for mediocre to poor games than any other site, its not even funny. Sites like that truly muck it up for the ones trying to do a good job.
Trev

I realize that every console is going to have people like this, that preach infallibility, but for f*cks sake you guys! What planet are you on? You don’t see anyone doing this for Two Worlds or Red Steel. At least I haven’t. You are making reasonable fans of the PS3 look bad by even the passing association with you.
Mal F4ction

Used Cisco,

Yeah, Metacritic needs to take Play from their list of sources.

When Play gives Lair a 9, and all the other scores are from 40 to 75, it kind of sticks out a little.

I am going start a site and blanketly give every Nintendo and xbox game 10s while giving every PS3 game a 2…..I think I will call it “Sony Bashing Alliance Group Force Entity.”
http://www.farbot.com/ Paul (Aeropause)

Those SDF guys should have left this game alone and not reviewed it. That way they keep their high ratings for games that are good to very good, and don’t have to sully their image otherwise.
Mal F4ction

AeroWii Giveaway

Thought provoking comment to follow…..

The very worst part of this type of nonsense, is when the fanbois quote the SDF 10/10 score as a reason why this game rocks and all the other scores are in the pockets of M$.

Right, there is this big conspiracy to give Sony games bad reviews so the PS3 will fail. Why can’t people simply believe that a system, no matter how many times it sleeps with you, can have faults.

I mean, serioulsy, these fanboys act like we are critizing their mothers or something for how worked up they get…..
Shan

“…and don’t have to sully their image otherwise.”

LOL!

“Sully” their “image”?!

*Pssst!* It’s a huge troll!

By the way, Joe, “clever” is spelled just like that. A “cleaver” joke would be something nasty with a big knife…