Illinois Govt. Paying ESA Legal Fees in Waffles
The cost of ESA legal fees paid by US Taxpayers due to unconstitutional laws is over $1.5 million. Now a judgement against Illinois back in 2005 to pay for the ESA’s legal fees has yet to be fulfilled. An Illinois judge has given Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich until Monday to place the order for payment, a hearty sum of $510,260.
The judge was quoted as saying,
“the time for waffling has passed,” concluding that state officials “intend to give the plaintiffs the run-around,”
Aeropause.com would like to apologize if a waffle reference this early in the morning has caused you an uncontrollable Eggo craving. It was purely unintentional…but if you HAD to buy a plate of waffles for $510,260, which one of the following would it be?

The woman above can be counted into the cost of the waffles. You decide whether that increases or decreases their value.
Straight out of the freezer and into the toaster, baby.

My Vote: I’d vote for waffles #2, so I could walk up behind her and smash her face in my waffles. That’s what she gets for touching my waffles.










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