Generic Video Game Blog Post!

For those of you who have become increasingly disillusioned with online video game journalism and opinion blogs, I’ve managed to condense the jist of most of them into this one post. I figure that I’ve just saved you a few hours of mindless web-browsing. Use this time to play some games! I’ll be playing Another Code: Two Memories. It’s great!
I love writing about how much I love playing games, but I don’t actually play them much anymore because I’m jaded (I spend more time reading about games instead). This just in! Rumour: One of our readers informs us that their cousin works at Nintendo and he’s confirmed that the Wii is just a Gamecube (OMG! For serious!). Check out this hilarious YouTube video of some high-school band doing some sort of tribute to Nintendo. Crazy stuff! And now the Top 10 Reasons to Leave Your Wife for A Playstation 3, followed by the Top 5 Things I Hate About World or Warcraft, followed by a link to IGN’s Top 100 Games of All Time!
This latest casual game deserves your attention (even though it looks like an unlicensed clone of PuzzLoop). Highlighting some obscure game increases my gaming credibility. Check out these photos of something only tangentially related to video gaming (hey, hot “gaming chicks!”). New packaging shots (you need to know what the game box will look like right now!) Some fanboy has redesigned the PSP (now it looks like the DS lite)! Casual vs. Hardcore: Hardcore wins! Stop the press! Sony says something outlandish regarding hardware capabilities of new gaming device. This post is just here to help Major Nelson shill Microsoft products. Um… here’s a rehash of something I read about on the NeoGAF forum. Snap!
OMG! More evidence that Wii graphics are inferior to PS3 and Xbox 360 (because we don’t already know). Look at these numbers indicating that Xbox 360 is doing poorly in Japan (again, no surprises there). DS Lite outsells itself yet again! Retro review time: Man, remember that game… um… from back in the day (I hope this incites nostalgia and makes me seem like a connoiseur). PS3 overheating: LOL! Here are some pictures I ripped from some site that I’m going to neglect to link to. But seriously, Gears of War will be the best. game. EVAR! Nintendo has gone crazy! They want to profit from hardware sales! WTF?!
Image from drdemento’s photos on Flickr.










