So we finally know what our friendly German gamer kid is really saying thanks to some accurate translation work by Tobias. Our friend is actually playing Unreal Tournament and is having some difficulty getting the game to load, or is incredibly impatient while the game loads up. He loses the “ESC” key amidst his ranting and thrashing and does end up playing eventually, only to get killed at the end which closes the scene. I do hope his parents get him a faster machine for Christmas, or takes it away and is replaced with a sponge ball – you can’t hurt yourself with those.