Review: Dragon Ball Z – Ultimate Tenkaichi (PS3)

“You are in a black room with neon walls.
Corridors lead west, east and north.
There is a dot here.
You notice a pink ghost arriving to the north.

What do you do?”

Yep it’s text-based Pacman. Exciting stuff. The picture here is my interpretation of the game. I tried to escape from a ghost but this is what happened:

“I don’t understand that, sorry.
The ghost shrieks with unholy glee as its grotesque form engulfs you.
Mercifully, you go insane.
You are never heard from again. ”

via |Exploding Aardvark|